![]() ![]() ~ Demetri Martin.Ī Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. I wonder what the word for dots looks like in Braille. Popular Demetri Martin QuotesĮmployee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool. If you want to dry hump someone you don’t know, just act like they were choking. Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. I like video games, but they’re really violent. ~ Demetri Martin.Ī life vest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. ![]() My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. If I’d said that a long time ago, I’d have been original. The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation. When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults. Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden. The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. Demetri Evan Martin is a comedian, actor, director, cartoonist, and musician from the United States. ![]()
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